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7/28/2006 -
Folin: You really should make a post. Greg: I plan to. It's been like 11 days. Folin: About Clerks 2 or Michigan or something. Greg: Alright. So i'm not going to talk about either of those things and instead present you with the coolest superhero idea ever: "The Foppish Dandy". Equipped with a handlebar mustache, top hat, and cane, the Foppish Dandy can manipulate temporal shifts via the use of his solid chronaton pocketwatch, and perform what we know as the "Jedi Mind Trick" via the use of proper ettiquite. Example: "Excuse me sir, but I believe you would be in the right and proper by handing back those pilfered goods you are holding." In response, the thief can say only, "Why...yes, I believe you're right." I dunno. I could see him taking on Doc Ock and stuff, that'd be pretty neat. Anyway. If you aren't a regular reader of The Game Rag (and who isn't), then you won't know that they're hiring writers. Being a person who enjoys yelling at people from behind the false curtain of anonymity, I signed up. I don't know if I was being serious or not. I mean, if they asked me to write, i'd be all about it, but do they really want someone who...um. Greg: What are some negative qualities of me? The quicker you can give them to me the better. Folin: Shit, man, I can't think of anything. Greg: Awesome. See? They should totally hire me. Plus liberal use of italics. Anyway. I think I might go grab a bowl of cereal and watch Who Wants To Be A Superhero on the 'Vo. THINGS OF NOTE: Anonymous Message Server Colbert's "On Notice" Board Generator John K looks like Emo Phillips we live in the doghouse //Greg::11:36 PM EST\ # | |
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