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  2/17/2005 -

I just found out my cellphone has a voice recorder feature.

You have no idea how happy this makes me.

AND NOW, ON TO OUR TOP STORY:

TACTICAL NUCLEAR BOMB VS. SHAKESPEARE, ROUND 1.

One of the few perks about my school is that it has a lot of clubs, and a lot of money. So much money that our daily announcements are done over our personal broadcasting channel, commonly refered to as Titan 4 News, or TV-4. I signed up for TV4, because I had nothing better to do, and thought it would look good on a college resume. Heres what happened.

I signed up, and now they're putting me on an experimental show called "Titan 4 News Local", which is like regular TV4, but plays during lunch, and broadcasts local news stories, such as robberies, murders, anything you would see on the nightly news.

Fortunatley, I get to work behind the scenes, in the control room. I make the neat graphics show up on the screen, letting you know the name of the person who is talking. Unfortunatley, the whole thing never goes the way it's supposed to, and the achormen are total jackasses who can't stop laughing at the fact that some guy robbed the Dollar Tree, slipped in mud, and had to be taken to the hospital.

Admittedly, that is pretty funny.

But I have a strong feeling that TV4Local is going to be cancelled, and cancelled hard. I don't know where this would leave me.

The moral of the story? Anchorman was a funny movie, but in real life, you don't want that kind of thing to happen.

Hopefully going to do something with Lori this weekend, and I get Friday and Monday off. THat means 4-day weekend, which is the ideal time to get some movie-writing in. Ha-woo.

And now for random Livejournal quote: "Whoever she is, clearly her farts can generate electricity. I like that in a woman."

Now i'm going to clean the house. And that's not a metaphor. This house is fucking filthy.

Watch the Venture Brothers.

I will eat them one of these days when he isn't looking.


//Greg::10:25 PM EST\ #

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