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7/15/2004 - I know, I'm disgusting.
Saw that my "Average Weekly Post Count" dropped from 5 to 4. Going to have to fix that! For eons, man has pondered one of the most cryptic riddles in all of existence. This wonder of life is the following: "If one were to have sex with his or herself, through either cloning or by traveling through a parallel universe, would that be masturbation or incest?" I have solved this riddle. It, in essence, is both and neither at the same time. It can be referred to only as "Incesturbation". One, technically being related by blood to one's self, would make it incest. Yet, as one IS one, it would also count as masturbation. These events simontaneously co-exist and cancel each other out. This phenomenon is neither incest or masturbation, and should not be labeled as such. Therefore, I have coined the term you read above. Don't ask about it, someone else asked me, and I had to come up with an answer on the spot. I thought the answer I came up with was kinda funny, so I'm putting it here. Anyway. Conan is on, i'monna go watch that. Ali G and Queen Latifah are on. You can all ponder the moral and legal issues of the scenario above. Yeah. G'night. I have all my clothes //Greg::12:13 AM EST\ # | |
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