| [x] Part 1 -- The Basics [x] |
| What's your name? ::: | Greg, King of All That Be Lain In Front Of Him, and Various Things Beyond Aformentioned Range |
| Birthplace ::: | Ohio, the state that's right below michigan. Take a left, and there's this parot. He'll tell you where it is. |
| Age ::: | Ten score and 4 years |
| Age you act ::: | Four score and ten years (what's a "score"?) |
| Current location ::: | See birthplace |
| Eye color ::: | Kinda like a brownish green. Weird. |
| Hair color ::: | Dark brown. Folin says it's sorta black. |
| Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::: | This could end up being really suggestive but i'm a righty. |
| Zodiac sign? ::: | Um...August. |
| Height? ::: | I don't think i'm short, but I know i'm not tall. |
| [x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x] |
| Your heritage/nationality ::: | White as the Pope's hat. |
| Your hair ::: | At the moment, kinda greasy. But usually short and smooth. |
| Your fears ::: | Oh god. The Government, Microsoft, Cobras, Vampires, Swamp Thing, and the fat guy who lives down the street from me, to name a few. |
| Your perfect room ::: | Completely blacked out, 'cept for lots of glowing monitors and TVs. |
| What you practically do in a day ::: | Wake, go to school, sleep, homework, video games, computers. Weekends are entirely diffrent, though. |
| [x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x] |
| Words you overuse ::: | "Fuck", "Shit", "Cock-smoker", and "w00t!" |
| Phrases you overuse ::: | "Yeah, if you could not do that, that'd be great" |
| Your first thought when you wake up ::: | "Damn. Still alive." |
| Your greatest accomplishment ::: | I can eat a hot dog before SSX3 loads one level. |
| Something you want to do ::: | Eat a hot dog before SSX3 loads a level. |
| [x] Part 4 -- This or that [x] |
| Pepsi or Coke ::: | Coke, but i'd prefer Dr. Pepper and Root Beer (You all know that, though) |
| McDonald's or Burger Kings ::: | BK, the more-deserving-of-victory-yet-still-the-underdog chain. |
| Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::: | Both. At the same time. (Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!) |
| Chocolate or vanilla ::: | Chocolate soft-serve, vanilla if it's not. |
| Adidas or Nike ::: | Pfft. I prefer the brand "Shoe" |
| Black or white ::: | I prefer the term "Gray Hat" |
| Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::: | To be a pimp, you have to throw those $100 bills in the air. So, bills. |
| Burgers or hot dogs ::: | Dogs. |
| Egypt or France ::: | The Netherlands. |
| Rock or rap ::: | Ever heard of Quarashi? |
| [x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x] |
| Smoke ::: | No. |
| Cuss ::: | Take a fucking guess. |
| Sing well ::: | I like to think so, no one else does. |
| Sing in the shower ::: | Yush. |
| Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::: | You'd be amazed. |
| Believe in yourself ::: | Pshaw! |
| Like taking these longass surveys? ::: | Gives me something to do. |
| Play an instrument ::: | Nope. |
| Want to go to college? ::: | Aye. |
| Want to get married? ::: | I'd like to think that could happen someday. |
| Want to have children? ::: | Mmm...sure. |
| Think you're a health freak? ::: | Let's say I have more of a keg than a 6-pack. |
| Get along with your parents ::: | For the most part. |
| Get along with your siblings? ::: | Ha! No. |
| Think you're popular ::: | Like, totally! |
| [x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x] |
| Gone out of state ::: | No. |
| Drank alchohal ::: | Nope. |
| Smoke ::: | Nein. |
| Get high ::: | Nyet. |
| Done any drugs ::: | Khong. |
| Eaten an entire box of oreos ::: | Wait for it...no. |
| Been on stage ::: | Ye-oh, wait. No. |
| Gone skinny dipping ::: | Actually, no. |
| Been dumped ::: | I couldn't get a girl in the first place. |
| Dyed your hair ::: | Nosh. |
| Stolen anything ::: | Purple. |
| [x] Part 7 -- Your friends! =D [x] |
| Craziest ::: | Craziest friend? This guy, his name's Martinez. You have to know him to get the joke. |
| Loudest ::: | Certainly not Folin. YOu can barely hear him on the Audio posts. |
| Most shy ::: | I think that's a dead tie between all of my friends. |
| Blondest ::: | Folin is blonde, despite what he may have lead you all to believe. |
| Smartest ::: | The smartest person I knowwouldhavetobeMEEEEEEEE!!!. I dunno. Owen Wilson. |
| Kindest ::: | Pfft. I only hang out with cynical bastards. |
| Best personality ::: | MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee. |
| Most talented ::: | Folin. He does this one comic, when he's not being a lazy fuck. |
| Best singer ::: | Weird Al (I am a "Very Close Personal Friend of Al") |
| Most ghetto ::: | Debo Oloshundae |
| Drama Queen ((or King XP)) ::: | Fuck, I hate those people |
| Pain in the ass ::: | MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee. |
| The one you just want to strangle to death ((Homer Simpson style))::: | All of 'em. |
| Funniest ::: | MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee. |
| Best person for advice ::: | Hell if I know. |
| Dependable ::: | Not Folin, who hasn't made a fucking comic in 3 months now. |
| Trustworthy ::: | Not Folin, who hasn't made a fucking comic in 3 months now. |
| Druggie ::: | These guys, on the back of my bus. |
| Most likely to end up in jail ::: | These guys, on the back of my bus. |
| Person you've known the longest ::: | My mom? |
| [x] Part 8 -- The Last... [x] |
| Last dream ::: | I was playing video games, and this hot chixx0r came up and...nevermind. |
| Last nightmare ::: | I was at school. I think that was it, but it makes sense to me. |
| Car ride ::: | Coming home from After-school-MTG (Magic: The Gathering) |
| Last time you cried ::: | I couldn't tell you and live it down. |
| Last movie seen ::: | Return of the King, but i'm going to see Big Fish tomorrow, I think. |
| Last movie rented ::: | Haven't rented a whole lot. "A NIght WIth Kevin Smith" was the last one. GREAT stuff. |
| Last book read ::: | Neuromancer. |
| Last word said ::: | "FUUUUCK!" |
| Last curse word said ::: | "Kittens!" |
| Last time you laugh ::: | Just then, when I wrote kittens. |
| Last phone call ::: | To Folin, aboot SSX3. |
| Last CD played ::: | Weird Al, "Poodle Hat" |
| Last song you listened to ::: | I'm listening to the theme from Undergrads right now. Before that, it was Phantom Planet: Jabberjaw. |
| Last annoyance ::: | Mein brother, bouncing this fucking ball and shaking the house. |
| Last IM ::: | Kevin, this guy from school. We play Counter-Strike. |
| Last weird encounter ::: | Mmm...with my mom, talking about her getting "old" |
| Last person you hugged ::: | My mom, talking about her getting old |
| Last person you yelled at ::: | My mom, talking about her getting old. |
| Last time you wore a skirt ::: | ... |
| Last time you've been evil ::: | I want to write "See Above", but that would make me sound really bad. |
| Sarcastic? ::: | No. (I doubt there's anyone who either said yes, or said no and meant it) |
| Last time you fought with your parents ::: | My mom, talking about her getting old. |
| Last time you wished upon a star ::: | When I was 3. |
| Played Truth or Dare ::: | Pfft. Never. |
| Spent quality time alone ::: | Just now, taking this quiz-thinger. |
| [x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x] |
| Are you talking to someone on AIM ::: | Nope. |
| Do you feel lonely ::: | All the time. |
| Ever TP'd someone's house ::: | Yarr. Once. |
| How about egging someone's house ::: | Nope. |
| Do you not like dislike not like me? ::: | In Soviet Russia, grammar misuse YOU! |
| Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::: | Ha! No. |
| Yo Momma ::: | *sniffsniff* That REALLY hurt, man. *sniff* |
| Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::: | My mom, talking about her getting old. |
| What do you think of George Bush? ::: | You might like him up in a tree! |
| Any secret fetishes? ::: | Yes. |
| Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::: | No. |
| How many languages do you speak? ::: | Lemme see...3.5. English, Engrish, German, and a little russian. |
| Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! ::: | Over the years, I have developed an immunity to fingr pain, puny mortal. So, no. |
| Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you XP)) ::: | Eh. |
