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9/20/2003 - Some Parting Words
Thought i'd post a few things. Some of them you might know, some you might not. "IT'S LIKE A KOALA BEAR CRAPPED A RAINBOW IN MY BRAIN!" -Sealab 2021 ----- "I know I say the word fuck a lot, and I apologize, but...I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black ----- "O yea i went to do chem w/ eric tonight and he showed me a very intersting email from greg. HAHA. Wow so he pretty much thinks i am so dumb cheerleader who only thinks about boys and cheerleading. Also my grammar sucks. HAHA wow he hasnt had a conversation w/ me. O by the way Greg if u r reading this it would be nice to actually here these insults to my face. yeah email addy is glitzstar004@hotmail.com Kinda like what my blog address is. Yea didnt think that was ones coming. Umm so like ya! (just for greg)" -http://glitzstar004.blogspot.com (Short interjection: 'Um so like ya'? You're going to have to kill me now) ----- "It's becoming increasingly obvious that, instead of women, god was trying to make cars. That's why the German ones are fast and efficient, the Asian ones are compact and clean, and the American ones are big and loud." -Max Headroom ----- "There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have just erased this line." -Oscar Levant ----- "If approximately fourteen million, seventy-two thousand, eight hundred and eleven people died, he, Peter Pinter, would be King of England." - "We Can Get Them for Wholesale" from Smoke and Mirrors ----- 
(Another interjection: God. That's so fucking dead on that it's not even funny. Well, yeah. It is.) ----- "I have coined the term, "Geeth", meaning a goth-geek. This is basically a really depressed geek, often sarcastic." -Me ----- "If nickels were meant to be magnetic, they'd have some damn wings!" -Me, again. (Yet another interjection: I have NO IDEA what that means, folks.) ----- Ok, I admit: This one isn't a quote. But it's one of my best writings i've stumbled upon. Go here, and if it dosen't automatically take you to the post, scroll down to the one right beneath Silent Bob. I honestly think that was a parody. Good stuff. ----- "I could lie there as long as I wanted, and let all the pictures of things a man might want run through my head, coffee, a girl, money, a drink, white sand and blue water, and let them all slide off, one after another, like a deck of cards slewing slowly off your hand. Maybe the things you want are like cards. You don't want them for themselves, really, though you think you do. You don't want a card because you want the card, but because in a perfectly arbitrary system of rules and values and in a special combination of which you already hold a part the card has meaning. But suppose you arn't sitting in a game. Then, even if you do know the rules, a card doesn't mean a damn thing. They all look alike." -Jack Burdon from All the King's Men by Robert Penn Warren (Chicken Soup for the Interjection's Soul: Please, don't ruin the 'Dark, mysterious' aspect this time) ----- "Why can't you two get along? Why can't everyone and everything set aside thier diffrences and just be friends?" *a spider crawls by* "OH JESUS CHRIST! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!" -My mother ----- 
(ROOK! IT INTERJECTIONZI-RA!: Fucking brilliant. And you can actually get that ingraved on an iPod!) ----- "If I put on pants, then the terrorists have already won." -Me ----- "SalesBastard: 'Excuse me. Have you had an accident within the last three years?' Me: 'No. I always look like this. Seriously, isn't that like saying, "Hi - *you* appear to be the result of some terrible catastrophe" Maybe I should reassess my haircut or something." - ThingsMyGirlfriendAndIHaveArguedAbout.com ----- "Greg, King of the Jews Greg, and the Masters of the Universe Greg, Raised by a Cup of Coffee Greg, DING! Greg, Prince of Pleasure Greg, I Don't Care Wether it's NyQuil or DayQuil Greg, Mix Masta Greg, Eyes Bulging Greg, Barbarian Pit Fighter Greg, King of Jeorgy Frorts Greg, CAFFEINE NINJA! Greg, l33t h4x0r Greg, Really Really Pissed Off Man! And of course, Greg, the Paladin" -Nicknames I was thinking up one day. ----- "'geek.' - you either are or aren't. Be proud either way." --Thinkgeek ----- People, I'd just like to say, I don't really know WHEN my net is getting taken away. Till then, you KNOW i'll be on far too much. I love you peoples. //Greg::1:48 AM EST\ # | |
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